- Person: Have you seen that episode where...
- Me: I have seen every episode, go on
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
Basically my speech at my Oompa’s memorial.
what the fuck is this
You know you’ve made the right decision when the conversation goes like this
Text ex: So my grandpa died. I know you liked him, and he loved you. No need to reply, since I know you can’t say anything nice. Because you hate me. Because you think I’m a slut.
Ex: *posts vacation pictures on Facebook*