I can’t wait for all the friends I’m suddenly going to have when I have money.

Fuck this bullshit. For a bunch of fucking hippies they sure are pretty fucking shallow.

To that last anon

Sorry I had to respond publicly. My computer decided that it was going to be stupid right before I left for the hospital, and I just fixed it. Mobile tumblr is…well, mobile tumblr. Anywho, if you had any other questions or things you’d like to talk about, feel free! I’m available now. 

Anonymous: Your bf is spending alot of time with his ex gf...

Yup! She’s a pretty cool lady, from what I hear. Why wouldn’t he want to spend time with her?


A day full of flowers!


i feel like all joffrey needed was to get turned into a llama for a while

  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on


We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Basically my speech at my Oompa’s memorial.

Anonymous: Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3



what the fuck is this


cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call